Converse

    I'm in a bloggin' mood. Not a blogging but a bloggin'. There's a legitamite difference I assure you. Bloggin's more laid back while Blogging is official. Now that I think about it I'm generally in a bloggin' mood rather than a blogging mood. However this is a very intense bloggin' craving. Was that proper grammar? Oh well.

    Although I am in a bloggin' mood, I can't quite think of anything to blog about! So I'm going to show you the picture I invested the last ten-twenty minutes of my time in instead!

    Yes, those are my shoes. But they are enhanced using the sight picnik so they're not generally that bright. Unless I'm under a black light....I should try that sometime. Anywho marvel over the bright shoes and check back on the morrow. No school due to inclimate weather so keep your candles on hand!

Ghost Adventures!!!

    Surprise, suprise! More snow on the way. Just cannot wait. I suppose the goodish thing is that we won't be able to have school if there's ice and snow on the ground. Maybe this year will be the first in school history to reach the snow day limit where we won't make up any snow days! That would be nice.

    On a completely unrelated topic, if you personally know me you know I'm a fan of haunted houses. Not the fake ones where people come out and go "boo!". I mean legit haunted houses where the people that jump out and go boo are a lot quieter and see less solid. If you're not someone that knows me then now you know I'm a fan of those things!
    But the point of the last paragraph was to set up for this one. The other night we were watching the show on Travel Channel "Ghost Adventures". If never watched it you should, if only to get a chuckle out of it. They were at this house in England supposedly home to some super evil demons and stuff. What do these guys do? Call in a watch to do a ritual to open a door to let evil demons into the house. Does that scream stupid idea or what? "Ha ha, we're going into this house filled with evil demons. I have an idea! Let's go do this dark ritual so that they can come seriously harm us a little bit easier." Did I mention the Ghost Adventures crew consisted of three guys?

    A lot of their findings I believe to be udder crap. Every place they go they get a ton of voice recordings saying "kill you!" where the only thing us viewers can hear are shashpash. But that place seemed like a pretty creepy house. A word of advice: if the house is rumored have been a sight of devil worship buy the place! Even if it has good location.

    There you have it, my opinion on Ghost Adventures and on scary house across the world from us. Yay. Light candles and hide them to give the illusion that your house is clean and naturally smells good.

My Covert Operations

    I'm a faliure at blogging. I have no clue how long it's been since I posted my last one but it feels like a long time. Because most of you have no clue what I do when I'm at home here is my explination (so I don't have to try to find something else to post on here )

    So, a four days ago I was hanging out at my home since it was a Saturday. I had just come home from my best friend's house and was sporting a festering scratch on my foot from when I ran into the wall (see previous posts). I got home and, after getting some neosporin and a band-aid for my foot, went down to my room. My laptop happened to be turned on and open which I would never have done considering it's so wasteful. After a moment of contemplation a video chat screen popped up. Lone behold it was the leader of the secret agent orginazation I'm a member of! (I feel like I can trust you readers with this information)

    They informed me that there was a new mission on file for me to take on. Please, don't let my parents know that I'm miraculousy chatting with heads of secret agencies without even having a wifi connection, I doubt they'd be thrilled. I haven't really told them I'm a trained secret agent yet....I'm still working on that one.

    Anyways, this person who will remain unnamed somehow uploaded the files onto my computer with sheer awesomeness. From there I took the information, grabbed a flight to Denmark under the pretnses that I was staying over at another friend's house, and searched for an artifact hoarding conman. In the process I was apprehended by his henchmen but eventually got my man.

    That's the condensed version of my story. I hope you enjoyed it. Leave a comment if you'd like to hear the fuller version of my travels. Listen to doors before you walk through them.

 

Pen Kindness Awareness

    Like the new background? I thought it was appropriate given the RIDICULOUS AMOUN TOF SNOW WE'VE BEEN GETTING! Apparently, we're supposed to get hit with another 3-5 inches between tonight and tomorrow. I'm sorry but I have to get some learning done sometime and it will not be after Labor Day! I flat refuse. (Maybe not since, you know, this year is the eighth grade graduation and all).

    Anyways, we'll move on from my venting. I had a predicament earlier. I needed to get a band aid for my foot...here's the story behind that I suppose. I was running to open my door and go out of my room when I accidenatlly slipped on the carpet. Somehow I banged my knee on the wall (there is not a nice blue mark next to my door) and scraped my right foot on the baseboard, skinning it very nicely. So, that was about three days ago and it still freakin' hurts. So I came up to get a new bandaid and put some neosporin on it. However, to my dismay, there were no bandaids in the cabinet!!! None, not even in my parent's bathroom from what I saw. But then from beneath the sink I find am old pakage of "Healing Fairy Bandaids". Now this scratch is really nasty. I won't put a picture up of it but believe me, it's disgusting. That means I now have a healing fairy on my foot. Predicament solved.

    I'm sure you're glad you got onto my sight today, aren't you? Got to hear about the weather in good ol' Missouri and my petty bandaid problem. I hope the rest of you day is far more interesting than this two-five minutes you spent wasting your life on Pineapple Explosion. Come back later for some more fun and pointlessness! And be kind to the pens in your life.

Chocolate Covered Post

    Lots and lots of snow! Today I woke up to about ten inches of whitness all over the ground. They already called off school. What time did I get the call? Three in the afternoon. I wonder if there's a pyschic on the school board who can see how the roads will be tomorrow. Here's a picture if you care to look.

     Impressive photography, right? Just kidding, it looks a lot worse when you see it up close. Grainy, shaky, I need steadier hands.

    I was reading my obscure trivia on google today, trying to find something cool to post on here, and I came upon something sort of interesting. Did you know that the default on watches is 10: 09: 36? That's because it "looks nice" when looking at the watch. It said, and I quote "the standard setting used to be 8:20, but this made the face look like it was frowning." Ridiculous, right? I don't think I would judge a watch due the emotions of the watch face. Ha ha, face.

     La fin! Never sniff a marker too close to your nose unless you have a mirror on hand.

Wednesday : /

    Nothing like watching crappy/crazy people sing for a panel of judges. Yup, it's American Idol season again. I can't say that'll realy be watching it all that much (Steven Tyler's face sort of freaks me out) but I'll probably watch long enough to place a bet on a person. See, my family, including my best friend as well, have this competition to see who's person they pick will make it farthest in American Idol. The last two years in a row I've picked the winners. The funniest thing? I was last to pick last year since I won the year before. My sister says I'm destined to be a talent agent.

    Oh, guess what's going on outside right now? It's snowing. Again. This weekend we're supposed to get the biggest snowstorm to hit Missouri in ten years! Guess who isn't going to have school tomorrow? Probably most of the students living down the path of this snowstorm!

    This is my random quip of information for the day that I learned while at school. The funny thing is, I didn't learn it from any of my teachers! My best friend, the one entering our family American Idol contest thingy, was reading her research book on Leonardo da Vinci. She leaned back and told me that during the Renassaince people that were left handed were said be possesed by the devil. Then they would be taught to write with their right hand in school. Thank goodness I'm not a lefty! Or...born during the Renaissance.

    That's all for today! Thanks for stopping by and reading. I give you cute puppie. And keep an extra sock on hand.

Phone Conversations (Not what you'd think)

    Sorry that I haven't posted anything new and exciting in a while. My life was, up until about this morning, almost entirley consumed by science fair. Yeah. I had a party on Firday night so I could get subjects tested. Then I spent a good deal of Saturday putting my boar together and all night last night finishing it up. All I'm going to say is that Mr. ------- (I won't name names) had better like this!
    On an unrelated note I suddenly have a really itchy line on my arm. It looks like a scratch but I have been sitting here for half an hour and have miraclously not hurt myself in that time span! Mystery!!! Maybe Ally, my previously mentioned fat cat, somehow did it. Wouldn't surprise me, she can be rather malicious.

    Caller ID's have a weird way of saying names of the caller. Our phone talks to us when we don't get there fast enough. It's sort of a way to say "Hey you loser! Get to this phone or I'm giong to start telling you who's calling and then you won't be able to ignore them because I'll pronounce their name wrong until you just can't stand it!" Wow, my phone says a lot of things whenwe don't get to the phone fast enough...

    That's all of my random thinkings for today. I'm glad to tell you that I've found my creativity once more! I leave you with a video a cool guy I discovered on youtube made. His username thingy is charlieissocool like and he's British! 'Nuff said. Enjoy and be wary of windows, they're awefully desceptive sometimes.

A Title not Pertaining to this Post

   

    I think that every week now should be a two day school week. Of course, we’d have to leave off the whole making up those days for the two day week to actually be awesome and there should preferably be snow on the ground (at least from December through January). I could get used to this, though!

    However, I will not get the opportunity to get used to this unless we have some freakish weather occurrence and we get snow every day until April. Now that would be annoying and potentially catastrophic! Okay, never mind. Forget my plan.

     I told you the other day that I was going to post my pineapple fail so here it is! From several different views. ; )

 

    Pitiful, right? I’d post a picture of what it should look like but I don’t feel like shaming myself that much in one day. Just know that it is supposed to look WAY cooler than that.

    That would be it today! Check out my YouTube channel to see the video I posted yesterday. Wear warm socks.

Pineapple Fail

    Another snow day post! I'm getting the feeling of deja vu considering this is the second time I've attempted to write this today. The first time I hit the handy little publish button but for some strange reason, it logged me out! AKA Blogger decided to go mental and didn't publish my post. Here we go, Pineapple Fail mark two.

     In investigating google today I found an elderly man in China has a horn growing out of the back of his head! Not a hoax but a legit horn. Apparently it can happen to humans at times. I'd upload the picture but he didn't have the msost attractive head in the world. Sort of covered in liver spots, wrinkles, horn, not a pretty sight. But I wonder if hes ever been compared to a unicorn before...

    Something I found insanley awesome today, I am now googleable! If on the off chance you came to this site by googling me you already know that. But, if you didn't know you know. I believe it works if you google Nicole Pineapple Explosion but I will have to check.....yup. It works. I can cross that off my To Do's in Life list. Yay.

    Well, that's all the meaningless stuff I have to tell you about today. I'm going to be uploading a picture of my origami Pineapple fail sometime soon for your viewing pleasure. I was going to do that today but you know...I didn't feel like it. So, tomorrow or the next day come back to a see a Pineapple Fail. Where many bracelets.

Names are Hard

    It's snowing!!! According to our friends in the East we will be getting at least four inches! Huzzah. I personally don't understand how anyone could not like now. Walking out of school today I was insanley fascinated by the snowflakes, not little blobs of snow but actual, legit snowflakes, landing on my sleeve. I suppose having  a black wool coat helps. Whatever.

    Oh goodness, now my fat cat is sitting upon my again. This seems to be a theme, her sitting on my lap while typing my blog. Ho wabout each time you read this you just assume she's sitting on me since, chances are, she is.

    I wonder how iTunes got its name. Did the creators know that putting "i" before something makes it a hit? Obviously they had a pyschic on their staff. Look at the iPod or iPad or iCarly or just iTunes! Maybe if I want to get my writing noticed when going to publish I'll put an "i" at the beginning of my title. When in doubt, go with the "i".

    Another short post. -sigh- That means you don't have to read that much I suppose. Who likes reading? Seriously! Well, at least eight of you today so.....eight people. Read on, keep this world from deteriorating into complete stupid! I give you cute puppies.

Pre-Friday

    Merry pre-Friday faithful readers! I can't say for certain that my creativity is back but I think I'm recovering somewhat. Maybe watching guys and girls fight over a ball while running back and forth across a court is some kind of therapy. If you didn't catch that, I went to a basketball game this evening. I'm not going to say anything in case someone happens to read this from the school we played (-ahem- Wolves for the win -ahem-) so my mentioning of basketball will end...............now.

    Did any of you happen to hear about the thousands of black birds that fell out of the sky on New Year's Day? I know, I'm about five days late. But, that's been praying on my mind for a few days so I figured I'd mention it. Poor birds, I bet they were all having a party and all of a sudden...they died! Being an optimist I'd like to say that aliens killed them rather than just eating some kind of chemical or something. What? That's not what optimists say? Then as an imaginatists that is my theory.

    Perhaps I'm not totally recovered quite yet! Three paragraphs, kinda pitiful. Keeping in theme with some of my previous posts I give you cute puppies! Enjoy.
 

I'm in a Bog of Boring

    I don't know if it's the month or just the change in year but I've been feeling rather un-inspired lately. Usually, I'm bursting at the seams with ideas but...puoff. That was the best way I could spell the sound air coming out of a balloon makes. So, I apologize if my posts are sporadic or uninteresting this month! I'm going to be giving my mind a pep talk this evening so hopefully my next post will be much better! To make up for my lack of interestingness I'm just going to give you fun pictures to look at. Enjoy!

(This is a fake but still pretty cool looking)



 This is a chalk drawing.

 What is this? Vote in my poll!!

Glasses Pixies and Babies

 

    Welcome back to to Pineapple Explosion, the only blog that I know of where you can read about the meaningless things a teenage girl thinks up under the title of an exploding fruit.

    My parents are embarking on a seventeen day diet today! What does that mean? The pile of Christmas candy sitting on our counter right now is all mine! My mom has even been telling me to eat the candy so she doesn’t have to look at it! My mom telling me to eat teeth rotting, sugary junk while she’s on a diet. Doesn’t seem right, does it?

    Glasses get really dirty really fast. I have no idea how, considering mine sit in a container all day until I take them out and keep them on my face. Maybe little glasses case pixies are sneaking in every night to jump around on the glass.

    Oh.my.goodness. There is a commercial on right now for Pampers and it is crazy! There are little animated babies that are on stage which turn around and make a mess in their diapers for the crowd. Then a panel of judge babies judge their…you know. That’s crazy!! We all know babies aren’t knowledgeable enough to be able to adequately judge a game show!

    That’s all I have for you today! I’m working on making a video to post on my YouTube channel soon so I’ll post here once it’s done. Eat lots of peanut butter.