Secret Agent Application

So you want to join the agency? Fill out the form below and send it to me either by commenting on my most recent post or by other means. It will be reviewed and I'll let you know if you qualify.

Answer all questions as completely as possible:
Name:
Zodiac Sign (very important):
Intelligence Level: 
Rate you sneakiness from 1-10:
Opinion on Global Warming? (Optional answer) :
Can you swim?:
Can you run?:
Can you pat your head and rub your "belly" and vise versa?:
Know and foreign languages?: 
If so, which languages do you speak?:
Do you have any phobias:
Awesome Level on a scale of one to Chuck Norris:
Do you have an aversion to travelling or going any number of feet from your home?:
Special skills (useful or non-useful):
Can you whistle?:
Do people bother you?:
Animal preference (like or hate):
Skill with technology:
Hugability?: