Nothing of Importance

    So...I kind of got bored last night and spent at least a half an hour creating the little picture below on my laptop using paint. Let me tell you, using the little touch pad to write is NOT easy!

    

    But because I have nothing better to say I'll just give you another picture to fill space.

    Yeah, that's talent right there! Three waterbottles stacked on top of each other!! Okay, it may not be all that impressive but I thought it was picture worthy. And you get a look at the right half of my very messy desk! Anyway, adios! Try not to drive any cars off of any cliffs because it generally won't end well.



Fish on the Brain

     While fishing out on our lake today I came up with a question: do fish do to Davy Jone's locker if they die? I mean, if Davy Jone's Locker was a real place. They obviously die at sea and I didn't see any actual fish walking Davy Jone's ship in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Maybe only fish that were really, really, really bad in life go to the locker. Or maybe they go to some fish heaven. These are the questions that haunt me. Anyone have any theories? Click the little comment button to let me know what you think. Or just ignore me, that works too. :{) (That was a mustache smiley that I just learned how to do). Adios! Investing in bird cam could be very beneficial.

Babblings of a Thursday

    I know this is odd (though what isn't odd on Pineapple Explosion?) but it kind of bugs me that when I get onto my laptop to access the Internet in the search bar it automatically says "'true" for some odd reason. Yeah, I have no clue why! But right there, even as I type this blog post, that little true is sitting there staring at me from its place in the search bar.

     See! Maybe I'm getting a little OCD here but I like to have a blank search bar sometimes. Whatever. On an unrelated note though I'm going to continue this paragraph with one long run-on sentence 'cause I'm to lazy to hit enter, my summer break begins in four school days! I keep hinting that my group of friends should have a "yay, we survived middle school!" party but every time I say it everyone just goes "Yeah, we should do that". - _ - Way to make things happen. (Yes, you know who you are!) We'll see what happens.

     Before I leave you today I thought I'd point out that I now have 7 followers on Twitter and I'm listed as a Blogandblogger! :D Of course, only 7 people follow Blogandblogger (can you say ironic?!) but still! That is seven more people that are reading my tweets! And hello to everyone reading this in other countries besides America! You make my life every time I get on Blogger and see who's read my blog. And don't think I don't appreciate you too, American readers! You're pretty epic too. ;) Is it me or am I using a lot of smiley's today? At any rate, adios! Leaves, though they look very similar, are not always to be considered salad and I advise you treat them as such.

Braaaaaaains...

    Do you have a plan for when zombies begin taking over the earth? No? Then I suggest checking out this link from the CDC. They give excellent advice and a good history on zombies. http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp Yes, this is a real website courtesy of the CDC! It's promoting having a plan for natural disasters (though I don't know if I'd consider Zombie Apocalypse a natural disaster). Read it and tell me what you think! Vote on my poll on if you think a Zombie Apocalypse would ever be able to happen. Adios! Though you may appear vain, taking pictures of yourself is an excellent way to see what the people behind you in public places are doing. Set your camera/phone to video and pretend you're taking a picture of yourself to really keep tabs on them.

Stop, Pirate Time!

     I've decided that I want to be a pirate. Namely, a pirate that knows Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, and I can't be one of those modern day pirates that kills people vacationing on their yacht by Africa. They're just pirate wannabes. Although, it may be a good idea to learn how to sword fight before I get in my time machine and return to those times...

     If you haven't guessed yet I just got home from the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Not quite as cool as the other Pirates movies since there was no Orlando Bloom but entertaining non the less. Johnny Depp is such an awesome actor! He would be quite a guy to meet. Hopefully he wouldn't act like he does during interviews. I like to talk to people that can enunciate and keep eye contact.

     On an unrelated note my finger has been itching all day for no apparent reason! There's a bump right there that may have been a scratch but why it's itching I have no clue. Now that I think about it, I have a LOT of random scratches on my left hand. Ha ha, my hand named Scar. :) (The right one's named Mufasa!) Sorry, Lion King reference.

     Wow, this is turning out to be a really weird post today. I think my blog posts tend to reflect my state of mind each day. I seem to be very absent minded right now. I'm going to go and work on the remaining parts of my science project (that is due tomorrow, eek) so I'll try to collect my thoughts a little bit. New YouTube video coming soon! Once I get around to uploading it....at any rate, adios! Keep a pair of gloves in your back pocket in case you need to touch anything without leaving finger prints.   

Posts from Social Studies

    We were watching CNN news in Social Studies today and they showed a reporter by a flood wall in Pittsburg. The guy was standing right by the impromptu wall and I couldn't help but imagine him accidentally breaking the wall while standing there. Just trip and hit one of the support beams while reporting. I had a cute little drawing to put right here but since Blogger is rejecting my server you'll just have to use your imaginations. : / Anywho, this is what you get when I'm bored in Social Studies. For the record, I have an A in there and I wrote this post when I had nothing else to do for a stretch of time. I think I may do a paper draft of these from now on, I kind of like it. We'll see. Good bye for now. P.S. You all should go see Pirates of the Caribbean this weekend! But not at the theater I'm going to so I can get tickets. That's my daily advice for you. Oh, and vote on my poll before it's too late!

Disney Miracle!

I just saw this and thought you might find it interesting. Makes you wonder if fate exists or if these people are really good at photoshoping! Either way, cool story here. Check it out! Past Encounter At Disney For Man & Wife By the way, those big hokey costumes they wear at Disney can make excellent disguises.

Hang Man

     Do you know what I don't understand? How in hang man the little person getting hanged is hung from his head. What the heck are you hanging him from?! It would be one thing if you drew your person from the hair down but no! It's just a string attached to some circle that is supposedly his head. I feel bad for all those little men being hanged in games of hangman! A- they're horribly deformed (no eyes, mouth, fingers, etc. etc.) B- They're being draw into existence often rather crudely and C- THEY'RE BEING HANGED! There's my rant for today. Come back another time for more quality teenage ramblings. Adios! Do not use lamps if ever caught in a fight. They're bulky and will tire out your arm faster, go for a candle stick first.

NYC Comic

     Today I discovered this little site on Tumblr: http://completelyirrelevanttolife.tumblr.com/. If you're a fan of the Mortal Instruments series, Harry Potter, Dr. Who, fun comics, or anything else awesome (FYI many of the awesome things I refer to most of my friends would call nerdy) you should check it out. She is a pretty funny person with a knack for making cute/quirky/awesome comics. Can you tell I like her site a little?
     Anywho, she kind of inspired me to make a little comic to post on here. My mother and I were talking about the New York City trip we're taking in UNDER A MONTH today which spurred this idea. See, my uncle is afraid that when we go we're going to get mugged. My mom was saying that if we did, I would probably be the one to protect us. Oh yes mom, the fourteen year old blonde girl will be the one to protect us all from a mugger. But here you go, enjoy my little interpretation of what would happen. Enjoy! And you can trap mosquit's to unleash on your enemies if you wish to punish them.

On the Road Again

    

     I’m presently (not presently anymore, this was yesterday) “driving” home from Illinois so why not take the chance to make a blog post? There’s a really pretty sunset going on to the right with this big cloud above it that looks like some big baby chicken thingy. 

     Do you see it in the picture? By the time I took the picture it didn’t look so chickenish anymore but whatever. Use your imaginations. ;)

    Yesterday when my best friend and I (the best friend that was coming over when I was writing Friday’s post) were hanging out she asked an interesting question. I think we were talking about the Illinois trip and she asked me if I ever watched people driving by in other cars and gave them names/destinations. My answer, just so you know, was no. So I’m going to try that now! I’ll describe the person I see briefly then give them a name/destination.

     Ooookay…there are no cars around presently. –sigh- I thought this was the interstate! Here comes one! Crap, I couldn’t see them well. Whatever, I saw his profile! It was a guy maybe in his thirties talking on his cell phone. His name is Jonathan Merideth (it’s a family name) Lou. He is heading for the nearest rest stop so he can make a pit stop if you know what I mean. He also needs to consult his map… DANG! Just passed a legit rest stop and he didn’t pull over. He’s so lost he isn’t ever aware of his surroundings. But he has no idea where he is or really what his destination is.

     I may have to try this again when there are more cars around. We’re getting passed by a couple now but they’re too low down for me to see them well. Check back later, I may have something more entertaining for you to read. Adios! Plastic cups are actually not very good to use for eavesdropping on people in other rooms. Remember that.

I'm Feeling Inspired!

     Hello there blog readers, muggles, and confused Googlers alike! Lucky for you I'm in a blogging mood today. Well, more of just a writing mood rather than a blogging mood specifically. What can I say? I'm felling inspired today! But I do have my bestest (yes, bestest) friend coming over in the 15 to 50 minute range so this may be a long or short post today. My friend decides. :)

     My secret agent escapades have been put on hold lately due to my injured leg. Depressing, right? According to the physical therapist I shouldn't do any "running, jumping, or twisting". So basically, that means no missions as I use all three of those frequently (you'd be surprised at the amount of twisting I do). However, my iTunes library has increased and the number of unwatched shows on our DVR has decreased so a few good things have come out of this mess I refer to as a leg.

    Speaking of injuries I have sustained lately my poor pinky toe has an unfortunate looking blister on it. From the way my laptop is positioned on my lap and my feet propped up I can see the red circle my stupid boot caused yesterday. Well, I wouldn't call the boots stupid per say. They're just improperly padded on the inside. At any rate, I took my sock off today once I got home to find my poor had seeped through not only the Band Aid but also my sock. Yeah, it seeped through two layers of material! Darn toe liquid always causing trouble.

     Mom's presently making tacoes and asking me about summer camps (ex: Introduction to Theatre, Introduction to Oceanography, Something about studying how seashells are made, Sculpey Sculpting, etc. etc.) so I need to go. Below is a picture of my totally not stupid boots. If you're wondering why I wore them yesterday, it's because we went to a nearby park for school and did naturey stuff. That is beside the point! I hope you enjoy your weekend. Play all your CD's back to make sure there are no hidden messages on them.  

Fuzzy Hats on the Ground!

     I was trolling the interweb today and came upon this site that had pictures of fainting soldiers. Never once had it crossed my mind that someone might pass out while, I don't know, watching over the Queen's gala or something. Some of them are surprisingly entertaining, particularly the ones where some of the other soldiers around are just staring straight ahead or looking slightly annoyed. I understand that they're at attention and everything but aren't you supposed to help out another fallen comrade? Take a look if you like. And to make it clear: I do not take joy in seeing people pass out or anything of the like! Just thought this was interesting and a little humorous in some cases. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8416471/Passing-out-soldiers-fainting-during-official-ceremonies.html

    That's all I have for you today. Come back later this week for more Nicole provided entertainment! Keep a small notebook in your pocket. Periodically pull it out and scribble down notes to confuse your enemies...and friends.

New Video!

     I've been neglecting my posting lately, haven't I? Well, nothing has changed for me over the past three or four days. Leg still hurts, still in school, it's still raining here. -_- I did post a new video on youtube if you want to check it out. I'll warn you though I couldn't do any real talking in it for fear or waking up others in the house (My grandparent's house has really thin walls. If you pass gas in one room everyone in the house knows). So check it out and laugh at my boring non-talkign video. P.S. inerpretation of what I'm saying is in the description box below. Bye for now! And Tupperware containers can always be used as excellent weapons if caught in a random ninja attack. http://www.youtube.com/user/Pineappleexplosionto?feature=mhum