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    I have returned from my excursion in central Illinois! And to make it perfectly clear, it is pronounced ill-ih-noy. There is no iss at the end. Period. Anywho, thank you to my family members who told me how awesome my blog is and that I should be ruler of the free-world based upon my coolness. (That last part was a lie but the first was not) I may or may not be makinng a video of myself smashing open a pineapple. I'll have to play it by ear.

   But, in other news, I went to church this morning! Yup, for real. And I'd like to share a joke with you that the priest shared with us. Somehow or another the sermon today, which was highly offensive and shall not be recounted, was about marriage. He begins the joke at the very end with "and if you need a good marriage counselor" only in life he didn't misspell the word counselour like I just did TWICE and he began very seriously like it wasn't a joke. So then he says "I know one that will get you in quickly. His name is Jack Daniels." Was I expecting that? Boy howdy was I not! Sorry, just wanted to throw 'boy howdy' in there.

  Moving on now. I'm going to look around my living room and describe one item and then at the very, very, very end of this I shall tell you what that item is. Are you ready for this? It's going to get pretty intense. Alrighty. It is taller than I am and brown. It is also made of wood. I can see it whenever I'm watching T.V. Well, no...yes! Yes, I can. Now you may guess!!

  I hope you thought up a well rounded guess from my hints. I should probably go find and/or annoy my amazingly fat cat, Ally. Gaze upon her fatness! Answer to the riddlie is below her picture. Adios!

Your answer is...a tree. Yup, we do have windows in our living room!