My cat just made the weirdest noise when jumping off of me just now! I think she made a squeak or something. Hmm, I hope that he insides weren't compromised when she hit the ground, that would be sad. But that is irrelevant! Welcome to the November 8th, 2010 edition of Pineapple Explosion! Here on out I'm just gonna ramble a little and see what happens.
Candy canes, the first thing that popped into my head! No doubt they're going to be making an appearance in stores coming up. I personally like the flavored ones more than the traditional, peppermint kind but whatever. Did you know that the candy cane is actually a religious treat?!? Yeah, true story. Learned about it in PSR way back in second grade. I won't go into specifics, it wasn't all that interesting. But perhaps you could use a candy cane, since it has its origins from the Bible and such, to ward off vampires!! I have an idea for a new book now; Vampire for Christmas. Okay, maybe not that title but you get the idea!
Sea horses are another fun topic. Wouldn't it be cool if they did some genetic enhancement and made sea horses big enough to ride? They would probably end up being carnivorous and annihilate their riders. But then you would call in the sea horse whisperers and it would all be good! I'm sure they would convince the creatures to spit out those poor riders. They would eat people whole, you know.
And that would be all. I keep thinking of foods and that just leads to nothing good at all! Pondering creating a youtube to post video blog segments on so I will keep you informed! That would probably be where my exploding fruit would be located. We'll see. Good night!
I like to write and I like to make people laugh. People tell me all the time how funny my Facebook statuses are so I'm taking it to a bigger scale!
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