Headaches are the bane of my existance. They are of no use and only make people crabby! Of course, I don't ever get crabby! (That's a lie) But that would probably be why they invented Ibuprofen and things of the like. It's like there are little elves pouding on my cranium and eye balls from the inside. Get out of my head little munchkin people!!
When my mother and I returned home this evening from a Girl Scout excursion (yes, I am still in Girl Scouts thank you) we found a nice splattering of puke from our wonderous dog, Molly. Oddly enough, the puke stain was in the shape of an arrow. I mean, a legit arrow. What was it pointing to you may ask? Our lamp. If there was some profound meaning behind it I shall never know. I told my mother she was trying to tell us "Johnny was in the lamp" but she didn't seem to take me seriously. When they wake up to bangings coming from the lamp, I'll be the one laughing.
I like Sarah Palin's accent. We were watching Sarah Palin's Alaska last night and it was super entertaining just to listen to her speak. You'd think she's Canadian then BALAMA-BLAM! She's part of the United States of America! How 'bout that. All politics and such aside, her accent makes me happy.
This is the end! There is no more. Unless I see that bear once more!....Sorry about that. Girl Scout flashback there. A far and fond adieu.
I like to write and I like to make people laugh. People tell me all the time how funny my Facebook statuses are so I'm taking it to a bigger scale!
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