THURSDAY

   HELLO! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scream at you. I just get...caps happy sometimes. You all do it, don't deny it. Anyways, thank you for reading this riveting installment of Pineapple to the Explosion (see what I did there? Added the 'to the' to make it sound fancy!). Happy Veteran's Day, all. I would have a moment of silence but it wouldn't be synchronized and I doubt that you are being too loud if you're reading right now. Unless you're a super multi-tasker that can scream out Bohemian Rhapsody while reading, and hopefully laughing. Then you should make a video of that and send it to me to post here! That would be amazing.

   Anywho, I'm still working on that whole exploding fruit video. It's supposedly getting colder here (seventy-five degrees in Novemeber!? Where does Missouri think we are, the Equater?) so I will have to do it soon. Maybe pull together some pineapple funds. Donations in the form of Imaginary Bucks would be epic.

  I love knee socks! Especially the black ones I have with the multi-colored peace signs on them. I wore some today but there weren't really that tall or pretty. That would be why I did not show them off. Perhaps I will wear some tommorow in gym? Ouch, gym. Gym and football. Awesome. Grass burns here I come!

  There are television shows to be watched and dresses to try on, ugh, so I must depart. Adieu, adieu, and don't stand too close to sparklers.