Okay, we've all heard them. The sterotyping blonde jokes that make all of us girls with blonde hair sound like idiots. But, before I go on from here I must recount a memory from third grade. We were in gym class back when we had it with hour class for the entire day. Anyways, a new girl in my class on that day asked me while we were in "squad spots" (which are still used in our gym class today) if I was "offended by blonde jokes". Well, being little, miniature Nicole at the time I automatically said no. I mean, who thinks about questions like that! But, being no longer little, minature Nicole I have put some thought into that question and I can honestly say that I am not offended by blonde jokes! And that is how I have gotten to this; the list of my favorite blonde jokes I could find while browsing facebook!
I'm sorry if you too are a blonde and reading this and happen to be offended by them. I don't care considering I have a respectable amount of A's on my report card right now and few "ditsy" moments. But, if you do not like them then by all means, AVERT YOUR EYES.......NOW!
1.) Brunette: "Looks it's a dead bird!" ... *Blonde looks up into the sky* ... "Where?" ((This is me making comments on these. I liked this one a lot, especially since the blonde, in my opinion, is looking for zombies birds!))
2.) What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence. ((I thought this was funny because I know a girl, not naming names, who got blonde highlights but is more of a really dirty blonde and acts like an air head at times. Very, very smart with several...dizzy moments. ))
3.) A blonde walked up to one of her friends and asked "What does idk mean?" the person then said "I don't know." The blonde then said "Omigod, no one knows!!!" ((I just liked that one because the spelled oh my god wrong. ))
4.) ***Last one*** What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds."
Well, that's all folks! You can go back to doing important things with your lives and thanks for reading.
I like to write and I like to make people laugh. People tell me all the time how funny my Facebook statuses are so I'm taking it to a bigger scale!
A brunette is standing on the side of the road, jumping up and down, and chanting, "23! 23! 23!"
ReplyDeleteA blonde comes along and inquires as to what she is doing. She replies by telling the blonde she is playing a really fun game. The blonde asks to join, and the brunette tells her to go stand in the middle of the road, hopping and chanting "23."
After a bit, the blonde is hit by a truck. The brunette begins chanting, "24! 24! 24!"
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A blonde nun, a brunette nun, and a redheaded nun die and go to heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says, "You all have been so good in life that you are being given one last day on earth. You may live one day as any person you please.
The brunette steps forward and proclaims that as she has always wanted to know what it's like to be a powerful woman, she would like to be Hilary Clinton. Poof! She was gone.
The redhead is next, and she says she would like to know what it's like to be rich and famous, and would like to be Oprah. Poof! She was also gone.
The blonde steps up last, and asks to live a day as Alice Kapiplynne. St. Peter is confused, so he asks the blonde who Alice Kapiplynne is. The blonde tells him that she was in the newspaper, so he goes and gets a newspaper, where he finds the headline, "Alaska Pipeline laid by 1,000 Men."
teehee.