Time Zones!

    Late post, right? It's almost eleven o'clock here, almost midnight in the Eastern time zone, about ten in Mountain time, and narrowing in on nine in Pacific time. Why did I just list off the times in different time zones of the United States? Becuase my parents and I were struggling to remember the other day and I wanted to show off my recently remembered knowledge of times across the nation.

    Anyways, I'm sort of listening to a Science Channel show on the achievements of Christmas and it's getting pretty ridiculous. This show just told me that "Christmas Will Save the Planet!". If you were wondering, Christmas created the artificial heart, discovered the solar system, colonized the new world, and a few others. I think we have passed the point of ridiculousness long ago. I'm still waiting for them to announce "CHRISTMAS SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE UNIVERSE". Who knew how talented Christmas was!

    On an unrelated note, British accents are amazing. I wish I had one. But then I wouldn't realize I had one and would possibly want another one because it would be too normal. Well...I can do a pretty good British accent so I'll have to settle for that. At least, I think it's pretty good. I'm tutoring one my best friend Kaley (not my cousin Kaley Porter but the Missouri one) since she sounds like a sometimes British often Irish pirate with a little Canadian thrown in. She's very talented. ; )

    My eyes are sort of getting tired at this point and I'm not wearing my glasses (ooOOOOOH!) so I should get off. (Don't tell my mom!) Always be aware of your pants when open flames are around.