What to Put Here...

     Do you know what would suck? Having your head chopped off. Especially if you were at the guillotine and knew it was coming and everything. Oh, and don't forget! You'd be aware of everything around you thirty seconds after your head came off. Is it weird I remember that from reading it four years ago in some magazine in elementary school? I'd ask for a magazine myself if I knew I would be alive thirty seconds after being decapitated. Wow, this is a very morbid way to start off my post!

     In other less disturbing news my agency I work for (secret agent agency) is now under new direction. Some of you may have heard but Angela got the sack. Personally, I'm glad she's gone! If you ask me I believe she's a wicked double crosser. She was obviously working for another agency trying to bring us down. I'm just glad she wasn't replaced with Jillian. She would've been even worse! But thankfully we got Steve instead. If you're thinking about switching career paths and want something more exciting and possibly hazardous to your health, I can send you a form to fill out and send in. We're always looking for new operatives. The best parts? You get to travel all over the world and they offer benefits! Dental, health, the works. Not that I'm at an age to appreciate that quite yet, it's nice to know they'll be there when I get older. Considering I live that long....

     And I'm straying to morbid again! I think I need to stop before I go into something creepier. Thanks for reading! If you're out of sticky notes to write all your important memos down on, there's this thing called a hand that's always with you and works just as well. Just as well until you wash yours hands I mean.

P.S. I'm actually not insane, my secret agent rantings are my way of filling posts where I don't  have anything better to say. I'm not crazy. ; )